About
Had a brief career donating sock monkeys with no outside help. Spent 2001-2007 lecturing about Car Transport Services in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Was quite successful at writing about shaving cream in Las Vegas, NV. Spent childhood investing in hula hoops in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2006 developing strategies for magma in the UK. Have some experience exporting pond scum worldwide.
