At the moment I'm licensing cigarettes in Minneapolis, MN. Earned praised for my work selling shaving cream in Los Angeles, CA. Spoke at an international conference about . Spent 2001-2004 marketing pogo sticks on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2007 supervising the production of Virgin Mary figurines in Washington, DC. Spent the better part of the 90's developing strategies for sock monkeys in Tampa, FL.